Friday, February 06, 2009

I don't care that he's a Scientologist.

My dentist is awesome. This morning he gave me a new filling and replaced an old one. He only gave me a needle for the replacement, and he was so good with the needle that it almost felt good. I was in and out of his office in 30 minutes.

I also got a sexy new bite guard. I'm supposed to wear it at night. This I do not understand. Why should I wear a bite guard at night when I only grind my teeth at work, during the day?

8 comments:

Karen said...

If your bite guard is anything like mine, you can wear it during the day - just don't try to talk. You know what kids sound like when they've got a new retainer, and everything's a little muffled and lisped and crackly? That's what a grown-up sounds like trying to talk while wearing a bite guard, in my experience.

Dustin said...

Oooh. You didn't get tricked into buying the one from the dentist, did you? Because the same things are available at drugstores for about $15!

Did he show you the nasty pictures of people that have teeth that are falling apart because they grind their teeth?

Angry Professor said...

@Dustin, I did get the custom-fitted one from the dentist. I tried the drug store ones a few years ago (actually, it was from a sporting-goods store), and it was too bulky. I drooled all the time and it was very uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

You need to get a customized one that SAYS something. When students piss you off, you can peel back your lips in a shark-like smile and they can read your teeth: "BUGGER OFF."

Anonymous said...

I was surprised to learn that "tooth-grinding" includes merely clenching your jaw muscles. If it weren't for clenching my jaw, I wouldn't get any exercise at all...

Miss Kitty said...

I thought I didn't grind mine at night, either...until I woke up to the sound of my jaw pop-pop-popping very grossly in the night. BLEH.

I clench and grind mine during the day, and often don't even notice it. I guess I need more exercise. And you've given me a new idea for a post. Thanks, AP!

"Ms. Cornelius" said...

Because otherwise you couldn't talk. Those things belong in the NFL.

jfwlucy said...

This is so late, but I have to tell you as a fellow teeth-clencher -- do wear your bite guard at night. You are almost certainly grinding your teeth in your sleep, and I am within millimeters of needing to have crowns on half my teeth because I have worn so much of the enamel away with clenching. And don't wear a soft one -- it can pull your teeth out over time.

Thanks for writing your blog.