Gentlemen, please. I know it's hot outside, and I know that you are uncomfortable. These shorts, however, do not leave much to the imagination when you do not wear underpants. I'm begging you, please, please put on your jockeys. If I see one more circumcised summer student, I swear I'm going to run over and pull these things down to his ankles. So I can make sure I'm right, you see.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
I've seen one too many.
Gentlemen, please. I know it's hot outside, and I know that you are uncomfortable. These shorts, however, do not leave much to the imagination when you do not wear underpants. I'm begging you, please, please put on your jockeys. If I see one more circumcised summer student, I swear I'm going to run over and pull these things down to his ankles. So I can make sure I'm right, you see.
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ewwwwwwwwww
After you are done on your campus could you please come to mine and do the same thing. One of our graduate students wears a pair of these every day of the year and I'm starting to wonder if he owns a pair of dress pants.
It's none of your business if dudes want to wear underwear or not.
...wow.
I have not had the 'pleasure' of any of these sightings yet, and I hope it'll stay that way.
*shudders*
Self respect. A lost art.
Oh, my. I'll be sure to warn my students about this on Monday. [shudder]
The shit that undergrads wear is fucking unbelieveable. Fortunately, I am totally inured to it, and don't even see it anymore. Medical students tend to have a marginally better sense of reality.
This a pretty bad trend in appearance, but it'll pass. The more frightening offense in appearance is the young ladies with areas of tattoos that cover their body. Ich.
You should just tell me to wear underwear, I thought you liked my youthful expression.
Can we ditto that for the young ladies who insist on wearing sundresses without slips- or underwear? IN the sun?
Amen, Joeymom! AMEN! I'm now adding slips and undies to the list of fashion no-nos to mention in class. Seriously, someone needs to tell the children, because their &^$#&%^ parents haven't.
Having just said that, it occurs to me that growing up with my grandmother was beneficial in that she set the example of always wearing the proper foundation garments (and explained why). My mom did the same; like she always says, "That '70s going-without-bra-and-drawers shit doesn't work for those of us already out of diapers and training bras."
When I was teaching at Bonehead Tech we a 35 year old student who did this. We all commented on how small his dick was.
He was a "smart" guy who thought he could charm the socks off of all the people around him. We wound up giving him neutral to slightly negative recommendations when potential employers contacted us about him.
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