A Sample Quiz.

I gave a quiz a while back. Here is one of the papers that was turned in:

Hey,

I did not receive the email containing the specifics of the term paper. I would like to do the term paper to bring up my grade in this class. Also I had a death in my family the other week and I have not been up on reading nor class. So I would like to take the quiz at a later date.

Thank you,
[Name Withheld]

How I wish I had responded:

Hey,

Who are you? Are you sure you're in the right class? Do you know who your instructor is? Did you read the syllabus for this course?

This is a joke, right?

Thank you,
Angry Professor