Monday, April 17, 2006

Some interesting search terms.

Here are some of the ways that people stumbled across my blog:
  • my mom is a ho
  • how many ph.d.s are their?
  • most geniuses are tormented
  • Is it appropriate to read the bible while pooping
  • ghostwrite and faculty
  • thesis screwed up by phd advisor
  • deadwood professor
  • i hate my students
  • panties with rainbows
  • chemical contaminate raw chicken
  • What makes a horse sick?
  • student tuition pays professor
  • i want to pay someone to complete the statistical analysis and results portion of my thesis
  • turn it in said my papers plagiarized
  • dissertations ghostwrite
  • 11 comments:

    Jesse said...

    "Is it appropriate to read the bible while pooping"

    This was my favorite.

    Solid Gold.

    Anonymous said...

    Thank God for number 4. I thought I was the only one (of course it is).

    Anonymous said...

    Thank you. I really needed a good laugh - I'm really relating to number 8 today. Number 4 is hilarious!

    Chaser said...

    Hmmmmm panties with rainbows.

    Anonymous said...

    This is very funny and silly. In the grammatical weirdness category I liked number 2 (how many ph.d.s are their?).

    Also, how come I didn't know my dissertation could be ghostwritten?! :)

    Chris said...

    Maybe this should be obvious, but is there an easy way for us to get this same info? I've been perusing the blogger help files and didn't come across anything.

    Oso Raro said...

    Talk about a diverse readership!

    Angry Professor said...

    Chris, the info is from Sitemeter.

    davenoon said...

    SiteMeter is glorious. Someone arrived at my blog once on a quest to find "yoga poses for male impotence." I just don't know how to explain that, but it helps to know that "panties with rainbows" landed someone here -- you "how many phd's are their" is just too rich for words.

    Anonymous said...

    It must have gotten cut off... What the search really asked was

    how many ph.d.s are their own barber?

    ~Kathi said...

    That's even funnier...trying to get a haircut while on a full semester schedule is often fruitlessly hirsute!? (to further mix the metaphor)

    Reminiscent of those 'Tom Mixers' or some such?

    "Put down that opener!" she said cannily...