I try not to be judgmental, but I have to wonder about mothers who tattoo "Fuck Off!" on their legs.
[Updated to avoid having to edit the plural from the title:] And then there was the mom with a perfect imprint of a man's hand in bruise on her upper arm. Her partner, whose hand probably matched the bruise, was covered with abrasions.
And then there are the women who stay all day at the pool. Their wrinkly hides are tanned a dark and evil red brick color. Again I'm trying not to be judgmental, but do you think they think they look good in that condition?
I suppose I should have titled this post "Skins from the municipal pool."
Monday, July 17, 2006
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birth control?? or invitation??
LOL at Inside's comment! Took me a minute, then I laughed!
I wonder about a lot of things I see... I'm sure a lot of people wonder more about me, though.
But how?
One word on each thigh? Both words running up one ankle?
It was emblazoned over a cartoon mouse making an obscene gesture. The whole tableau was on that (unnamed?) part of the lower leg just below the calf muscle, where young women like to get tattoos.
Oh, you totally should have included the cartoon mouse in the original description of the tattoo! That breaks one of my three cardinal rules of tattooing:
1. No one else's name, initials or symbol
2. No cartoon characters, ever
3. When you pick a design, wait a year. If you still really want it, get it.
Yes, I followed these rules in getting my own tattoo and have already taught them to my 3.5 yr-old daughter.
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