Monday, August 20, 2007

Mailbag Monday: Edition "I don't have to eat cadavers"

[This guy is starting to get repetitive. Next week: A new kook!]

From: mzmzmz@bonbon.net
To: Angry Professor
Subject: 2006-01-20

A conduct can be pathological or non pathological (phisiological), no external or middle case is expected. 90% of the people who killed a parent (or a son, brother, sister, husband , wife, all animals) is declared mentally healthful, this means: non pathological conduct, phisiological-genetic conduct, good doctor, not "infected cattle".

Medicine is an exact science, jurisprudence is an exact science. Enemies and friends.. of the mental hygiene only: war between doctors isn't expected value; "fighting with islam against the devil" ..announcing this obvious information could save some health.

Siegmund Freud lies not knowing to be lying: he is a conceptual pedophile who says children has sexual attraction for parent (edipus) and that mind is partitioned in 3 parts (ego superego es). False premiss brings wrong result; like Freud says, cognitive error is associated with pathological conduct, biological group self-destructive activity.

"Your parent acts with you like with friends": the medical doctor must bring this or enhanced reflection to the habitants, for excluding non-genetic behavioral epidemics. Slapping child is a crime and a mania, like by the general rule, if child doesn't born genetically stupid, handicapped, diseased, socially dangerous. Habitants of the planet kill gays but children don't born gays, habitants corrupt and kill children doing a "sacrifice to the devil": this non genetic epidemic is familiarly but not geneticaly transmitted. With baptism christians grace by themselfs from god's sentence.

If vegetarian diet gives longer and better life than non-vegetarian diet, non-vegetarian diet is an alimentary behavior pathology. Eating another human is a behavioral disturb; a cow has 96,5% d.n.a. perfectly matching with human d.n.a. I am racist: i think animals is inferior race, so i don't have to eat cadavers, thing that induce a phisiological genetic reflex: vomit

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least with psychotic folks the voices are consistent They may say inappropriate things like tell you to go kill some body or tell you are God or a super hero but they are internally consistent This guy is just nowhere. Could a piece of software be generating these emails? The grammar and content has that random sort of feel to it.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like all these pieces come from the same course, where the students are regurgitating back lecture notes (hopefully badly).

Not Important said...

I still think Racter and sendmail mated, had a little softwarette, and then left it to its own devices.

Are you going to unsubscribe from this healing machine?

Ahistoricality said...

I love the "healing machine" line: it could revolutionize how we think about mailing lists!

You laugh about lecture notes, but I've heard rumors about some of my colleagues which suggest that their lectures might actually look like this in student notes....

Anonymous said...

Hmm. Sounds like this guy took a cue from this guy. All that's missing is the "You are educated stupid."

CB Pascal said...

I think I prefer the Israeli spam I get.

Bardiac said...

This is punishment for rubbing our noses in the start of the semester!!!!! Vengeance is spam's!

Anonymous said...

So the day has finally come when we can no longer differentiate between a deeply schizophrenic person and a Markov chain spambot. Is the Turing test no longer relevant?

William the Coroner said...

Want some blue cheese on that word salad?

Anonymous said...

Trystero, I didn't think about the Turing Test. Maybe the internet has grown large enough to be sentient, unfortunately it is schizophrenic.

This leads to the following question, If the internet is made in man's image and the internet is crazy what does that say about man?

Anonymous said...

I've had this email several times. I am a vegan. I still think the email is stupid and hope that the person who wrote it has a genuine mental condition because the alternatives are too horrible to contemplate.