Monday, January 28, 2008

Mailbag Monday: Edition "Spammy goodness frying in my head."

From: "askbil.com"
To: Angry Professor
Subject: Help for that insatuable ringing in your ears...

THERE IS HELP FOR TENNITUS!

Not realizing the tremendous response, and need, to our last mailing; We have just added another 1000 CDs for our Special pricing to get you help .

To get your CD go to http://naolaint.info/1z09pwlb and order today.
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For you folks not knowing about TENNITIS...(A terrible ringing, frying in your head usually lasting lifetime and even getting worse over time.)

It has it's origin by earlier, loud noises, accidents, improper skull growth and general inflammations of the nerves in and around the sinus cavity.

Even children are caught up with this problem early in life; This CD can help them immensely.

At this time there is no known cure and only limited help to control this terrible disease.

We do our best with this CD... It has helped many; maybe you will be our next testimonial.

http://naolaint.info/1z09pwlb

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4 comments:

Ahistoricality said...

Is "TENNITIS" a ringing in your ears ten times worse than "tinnitus"?

William the Coroner said...

The sad part is these ads work, people do buy. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

With all the typos, I wouldn't expect the address to be correct either. Maybe "tennitis" is ringing caused by being hit in the head by a tennis ball. I wonder whether anyone reading this blog will try to order the CD.

Anonymous said...

I think we need to follow Pink Floyd's advice from their Dark Side of the Moon album. They suggest a "...short, sharp, shock to the back of the head."