He responded very quickly to the antibiotics. I almost resorted to a tranquilizer gun over the weekend. I managed to convince him that now was not the best time for him to cut down a tree in the front yard, but I could not keep him in bed. I think the only thing that might have kept him in bed would have been an oiled, naked Pamela Anderson.
Today is election day in our square state. The Angry Baker voted by absentee ballot last week when I wasn't looking, which means I have to get to the polls today to cancel out all his votes, if nothing else. When I'm not there to tell him who to vote for, he votes Republican. (The silly idgit was going to vote for Ross Perot until I put a stop to it. Well, he told me he didn't vote for him, but I suspect he did anyway.) Too bad the pneumonia didn't knock him out until after the polls close.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
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Isn't it a little frustrating to spend your vote year after year cancelling his out? I've been doing the same thing for 20 years now.. The last presidential election almost led to a divorce but now he admits he was wrong, wrong, wrong.
Perhaps if you were naked and oiled when he filled out his ballot? Men are distractible, you know.
A vote for Ross Perot was a vote for Bill Clinton in disguise.
Good to hear the news about Angry Baker.
I could not help but giggle about your situation regarding different political views. Yes, get to the polls to cancel out his votes.
Pam Anderson? Oiled and nekkid? Where? She helped me fill out my ballot this past Saturday and I kicked her out before you found me.
And, the silly knee-jerk liberal thing left me with my hair.
-wicked angry baker
If you live where I think you live, your votes don't count anyway.
My wife is only allowed to vote in Canada and I am only allowed to vote in the United States. With the different cultural standards in the two countries, she could vote for a Canadian "conservative" and I could vote for the Grateful Dead and her candidate would still be further to the left.
The baker's 'wicked angry' brought back fond memories of living in Maine. Glad he's better.
'Scuse me, that'd be:
wikud angry bakah
It's Boston not Maine. Aa you retaaded?
The .
Nope, just from New Hampshuh, livin' off that cheap booze and tobacco money from guys like you, bub.
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